This is a review of the book, Positively False by Floyd Landis. To buy this book (and to support ElvisKennedy.com) click HERE. The book reviewed and referenced is the first edition hardcover.


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While I don't look to athletes for a philosophy on life or for a list of how-to's to excel in a sport, I do like them to offer at least a little bit of insight into what their life is like, both inside and outside of sport, when they offer up an autobiography. And a little bit is what you'll get with the Landis book. You will not learn what the life of a pro cyclist is like. You will not learn the in's and out's of training. What you will learn is that Floyd Landis wants you to believe that he is just an honest, hard-working, simple young man with a dream. A dream that has been stolen by the administrators of the sport of pro cycling.

Here is the simple TV Guide-type of review; Landis is a poor boy who uses the bicycle to break away from a strict Mennonite upbringing. While the lessons of hard work and honesty are indelibly left on the boy, he is interested in seeing what else the world has to offer. Through hard training and perseverance he is given a chance to ride a bike professionally. A few small wins and lots of hard and honest training allows him a chance to give his body up for his teammates, time and time again, just so that they can win and take the glory. He's still just an honest and simple boy and that's OK with him. Then, after years of toiling in the shadow of people like Lance Armstrong, Floyd Landis is finally ready to take a shot at winning the world's toughest and most prestigious bike race, the Tour de France. Saddled with a degenerating hip Landis ignores the pain that would force other riders to give up riding, and powers his way into the yellow (race leader) jersey. Then Landis loses the yellow jersey by falling miles behind the other riders in the race. Just when all hope is lost Floyd Landis rides the most amazing come-back in the history of the sport and eventually wins the Tour de France. He has fulfilled his boyhood dream. But the glory is short-lived. The incompetents who do the drug testing have made a terrible mistake. Through mismanagement, inaccurate use of testing machines and mislabeling of urine samples the anti-doping crowd claims that Landis used a prohibited drug during his comeback ride. Landis, still the honest, hard-working boy, refuses to lay down for the drug lords. He was raised to fight injustice and that's just what he does. He surrounds himself with other honest and hard-working individuals and together as a team they fight the dishonest drug lords step for step. Will Landis' find vindication? Will Landis be banished from the sport he loves? Only time will tell. This book is at once heart-warming and heart-wrenching. Come along for the roller coaster ride that is the life of one of America's brightest young stars - Floyd Landis.

Of course here at ElvisKennedy.com we don't give you crap like that. You want hard-hitting analysis. So here we go.

You know the story of Landis so I won't waste your time rehashing the book. Other than telling you that Landis goes to great lengths to let readers know that he was raised by parents who instilled honesty above all else in their children. Hard work and fair play are part of that honesty ethic. And the rules that Landis lives by. Since Landis tries so desperately to make the readers believe that he is nothing if not honest, let's analyze his story from that point of view; that he is honest. And why not? An honest rider wouldn't cheat. An honest rider would not take any substance that gave him an unfair advantage. An honest rider would not lie.

1) By the time Landis was 14 years old he was hanging around the bike shop and reading bike magazines so much that he was known as a "shop rat" (p. 7). And yet some seven years later (he is vague on dates throughout the book) he claims that he had never heard of the Tour de France (p. 21). How can you hang around a bike shop reading bike magazines all day and not know about the Tour? Yes, he was a mountain biker at the time but he had been in Europe for the World's and had been racing for years. Hard to imagine any pro rider not even being aware of the Tour de France.

2) After having a bad day in the 2002 Tour in which he was supposed to have paced Lance Armstrong up the mountains Landis tells the story of how Armstrong came into his room and said, "It can't happen like that", followed by Johan Bruyneel who said, "This is unacceptable". What Landis fails to comment on is what was found in a text conversation between Jonathan Vaughters (friend of Landis) and Frankie Andreu in which Vaughters relays a story told to him by Landis that Lance Armstrong and Johan Bruyneel took Floyd into the bathroom during the 2004 Tour and dumped his blood down the toilet. Blood that was to be used by Landis to refill his red blood cells via blood doping (For the full text of these messages see From Lance to Landis by David Walsh, page 306-310).

3) After spending much of the book telling us how honest he is, he decides to keep the knowledge of his degenerating hip away from his team (Phonak). Even during salary negotiations. Here is the Landis plan, "To keep the surgery a secret, Brent (Dr. Brent Kay) made me a fake removable cast for my perfectly fine right ankle. If anyone asked why I was on crutches, the story was that I had twisted my ankle, and that I'd be fine in a couple of days" (p. 103). Wow! Mr. Honesty lying to his team so that he can sign a contract for more money! Moreover, during a pre-season team physical Landis is dishonest with the team doctor about his hip (p. 105).

4) He tells a story about early season training in Switzerland with Lance Armstrong. In passing he makes a comment about Lance's "training advisor" (p. 57). Landis completely ignores that fact that this "advisor" is one Michelle Ferarri, the mastermind of many a pro cyclist's doping program. Landis also fails to mention that he too, is using the very same "training advisor". For more on these training drills with Dr. Ferrari see, Lance Armstrong's War by Daniel Coyle.

5) Just before the start of the 2006 Tour many riders were implicated in the Spanish doping ring. Including two of Landis' teammates. Landis agrees to kick the riders off of his team although the only evidence comes from media reports (p. 137). In contrast to much of the book were Landis cries foul that he has been convicted in the press without a fair trial.

6) Just prior to the 2006 Tour Landis told the Phonak team manager that he needed some time away from the team and that he would not be participating in a training camp. And although riders are supposed to let doping control know their whereabouts at all times Landis, "Didn't tell anyone where I was going". His team manager, "probably assumed I was headed to southern Spain" (p. 141). In fact, he went to southern California to hang out with his doctor friend, Brent Kay. He also visited one Dr. Chao for a cortisone shot to alleviate hip pain.

7) On page 143 Landis complains that Ivan Basso, Jan Ullrich, Francisco Mancebo and Alexandre Vinokourov were withheld from participating in the 2006 Tour due to "suspicion" and a "stupid technicality". Interesting to note that since the publication of the Landis book all four, ALL FOUR, of those riders have been proven as dopers and cheaters (well, Vino claims that he's going to fight but both 'A' and 'B' samples showed that he was riding with someone else's blood in his veins).

8) Both Dr. Chao and Dr. Brent Kay are now with Landis at the 2006 Tour and in fact meet Landis in his hotel room for a cortisone shot (p. 148). Other than the unusual circumstance of having two physicians hanging around your hotel room in the middle of the Tour is also places the players at the scene if in fact Landis cheated during the 2006 Tour. Sometimes it's just better to keep your mouth shut.

9) "When the doping topic came up among riders, I never engaged in the conversation. To me it was boring" (p. 196). I simply can't buy this statement. You ride a bike just about your whole life. Your business, your job, your livelihood is riding your bike. To claim to never have had a conversation about the single most prominent aspect (currently) of your chosen career is either a lie or just plain stupid. Sweeping statements like this serve one purpose, and that is to avoid discussing what you knew and when you knew it, and about who. Let me ask you, dear reader; When a pro cyclist claims to never have had a conversation about doping, can you believe him? It's one thing to claim to never have done dope, but to never have spoken of it?

10) "I did not use performance-enhancing drugs in the 2006 Tour de France or any other time in my career" (p. 196-197). Sounds good, right? Wrong! What about blood doping? That's not a performance enhancing drug. What about testosterone? Is it a performance enhancer or simply something to aid in recovery? Define career; just during races or since that day you signed your first pro contract? The list goes on. I find it curious how careful pro riders are when they say things like this. It's like Lance telling us on and on and on, ad nauseum, that he's never failed a drug test. It's meaningless. How about this, " I (pro cyclist name here) have never used nor am I using now, any technique or any substance that was or is prohibited by any cycling team, cycling race or cycling governing body. I have never used any substance or technique that would serve to mask or otherwise hide my use of any of the aforementioned. Further, I have not, am not and never will use any substance that I believe (or wish) will give me any advantage over any other cyclist (assuming no other cyclist is using such substance). If any medical condition requires the use of any prohibited substance as a treatment, I will refrain from entering any race until such time that I have been off of the treatment for a minimum of thirty days. As testament to all of the aforementioned, I hereby authorize the cycling authorites to take up to two pints of my blood (over the next six months), as much urine and as many tissue samples in which to use now or at any time in the future for the purposes of determining my claims herein. If future tests become available that can show the use of prohibitive techniques or substances, so be it. I also authorize authorities to use any blood, urine or tissue samples currently on file to determine if I had ever used any prohibited substances in past races". I'm sure that I can clean this up but hey, I'm in the middle of a book review and it''s the middle of the night.

11) In discussing the possibility that his 'B' sample test may or may not confirm the conclusion of the 'A' sample test Landis says, "If the lab made the mistake once, they're bound to make it again" (p. 203). This is disingenuous. This logic would conclude that if a lab ever made a mistake, it would always make the mistake. Therefore, every rider should fail every test. Fact is, only Landis failed tests done after Stage 17.

12) Discussing the possibility that Lance Armstrong had doped, Floyd has this to say, "At this point, whether or not he was doping isn't really even the point. To me the point was: They didn't catch him. They had all those years and they didn't catch him" (p. 209). Throughout the book Landis claims that his only motivation is to fix the problem with doping and how testing is done, i.e. Floyd Fairness Fund. So what is the insight here? That Floyd didn't care if Armstrong cheated? Or that his years with Armstrong taught him that you can cheat and get away with it? If what he says is true, that the point is that Armstrong didn't get caught, one can only conclude the latter.

13) Continuing the discussion of Armstrong's possible doping Landis says, "No possible good could come from rooting up the past" (p. 209). Untrue. If we can't learn from the past we are destined to make the same mistakes in the future. If Armstrong did cheat and get away with it then every other pro rider must consider the cheating option. If Landis wants to fix the sport he must look to the past and not ignore it. I also find it odd that Landis seems to be protecting Armstrong at various stages of the book. Why? He spends no time defending Tyler Hamilton or any other cyclist charged with doping. He even repeats Lance's mantra for us, "His (Armstrong's) blood and urine was tested more than anyone else's, and he never returned a positive test" (p. 209).

14) In an almost funny moment (thanks to hindsight), Landis' friend and partner Will Geoghegan says this regarding the doping authorities, "They (doping authorities) have no regard for the truth" (p. 209). This is a real pot calling the kettle black moment. Here we have Landis putting forward Geoghegan as some arbiter of truth. Geoghegan, if you will recall, is the guy who phoned Greg LeMond and threatened to reveal that LeMond had been sexually abused as a child in an attempt to keep LeMond away from the Landis doping hearing. Who you are can often be seen in who you surround yourself with. One of Landis' closest friends is a real bottom-dwelling scumbag. Make of that what you will.

15) More on the LeMond incident. When Landis realized that Geoghegan had threatened LeMond it was dinner time the evening before LeMond was scheduled to testify at the Landis hearing. As soon as Geoghegan confirmed the threat Landis says, "The only thing I knew right away was that Will needed to go. I went to his room and helped him pack his things" (p. 304). If this is true then why was Geoghegan sitting behind Landis in court the next day? Why did Landis publicly fire Geoghegan the moment LeMond testified to the phone call? If Geoghegan "needed to go", why wasn't he gone? Could it be that the Landis team hoped that the threat had worked?

16) "Grasping for any shred of evidence". "A real double standard". "They have no interest in hearing what an athlete has to say" (p. 226-227). This is how Landis portrays the request for additional testing on seven urine samples of his from the 2006 Tour. In the search for truth you would seek evidence wherever you can find it. But Landis was adamantly opposed to additional testing and then gives us this very negative portrayal of the people who wanted more tests done. And of course he completely ignores the whole point of this exercise; all seven samples confirmed that he cheated, see HERE. You see, most people will read a book and take it as it is. If it is written then it must be true. Landis knew this when he wrote the book. The thing Landis didn't count on was one Elvis Kennedy. I don't make this stuff up, I just report it. The only double standard is Landis denigrating the testing authorities for seeking the truth and then ignoring the outcome. Had the tests come back clean do you think that he would have ignored that? It's like this; If you have the facts pound the facts. If you have the truth pound the truth. If you have neither, just pound.

17) This has got to be my favorite passage. One of Landis' "scientists" is working to, "tear apart the science of my test", by coming up with a theory as to how a super honest and clean rider like Landis could possibly fail a drug test. Here is that theory, "There are signs of some sort of bacterial contamination. He (scientist) believed that an unknown bacteria was metabolizing epitestosterone, which is why the level in my sample was so low" (p. 254). This is more fantastic than the 'water over the head' theory! Think about this for a minute. An UNKNOWN bacteria was lurking around in Landis' urine, affecting the outcome of testing. Disregarding the possibility of such things as UNKNOWN bacteria think of the possibilities here. Every athlete on the planet could use this. That's not EPO in my blood, that's a by-product of some UNKNOWN bacteria. That's not someone else's blood cells in my blood, that's the by-product of an UNKNOWN bacteria. Barry Bonds, you didn't use steroids, you simply have been contaminated with an UNKNOWN bacteria. I have only one thing to say about this; Ay, carumba!

18) Landis claims that his Floyd Fairness Fund will continue long after his case has concluded. "I will continue the fight, for everyone" (p. 285). Time will tell.

There you have it. In a book where Floyd Landis tries so hard to portray himself as an honest-to-the-core guy we have many inconsistencies. Most of which are not insignificant. Lying about your hip problem during salary negotiations results in ill-gotten financial gains. Lying about your whereabouts in the weeks leading up to the Tour would keep doping control at bay. In the final analysis you have to decide for yourself whether or not Landis is someone to be believed. Especially on the big question; did he dope?

I have given you thoughts gleaned through my reading of the book. Read with a critical eye. If you care about the integrity of the Tour de France and cycling in general you should read the book. Read everything that you can and then make up your own mind about the state of the sport. Does doping happen and if it does, what does it do to our sport? What is the impact on the cycling world when dopers like Bjarne Riis lie, lie, lie and lie about drug use and then, ten years later say, "Oh, yes, I did dope when I won the Tour de France". This book is but one piece of the puzzle.

The book is a quick read and contains no real surprises. I give it 2 out of 5 stars. It only merits a 2 because of the subject matter. It'll never be re-read like good books are.


For pictures and the complete audio of the Floyd Landis Q&A session at a recent book signing go HERE.