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Jul232011

Understanding the Color of Your Pee and How it Can Be Used to Save Your Life

During this record heatwave Elvis has decided to do his part and provide the world with the following lifesaving information - Elvis Kennedy's Guide to Understanding the Color of Your Pee and How it Can Be Used to Save Your Life.

First developed by Elvis during his Tour de France days as a guide to be used during cycling in the summer months, it has since been adopted by athletes of every sport, as well as working stiffs who must deal with heat and dehydration in their daily grind.  It's especially useful for photographers working long hours in the baking sun.

With the general public now facing record temperatures this guide can be used by every man, woman and child as a quick and easy, down and dirty, handy-dandy, post on your bathroom mirror and on your refridgerator - guide to see if you have been drinking enough fluids.

Study this chart and you'll never look at your pee in the same way again.  Ever.

Drink more water.  Save yourselves.  Elvis cares.